Dear Santa -

I promise that I’ve been extra good this year so my list is a little longer than last year!

First of all, it really stinks that my bike is parked in the garage all winter but who can ride in two feet of snow? In the spring, I can write my name on the tank because of the layer of dust on it. How about one of those nifty bike covers?

I hate to complain but my saddle bags aren’t big enough to carry all my girl stuff. How about some bigger bags? Maybe I need to have one of those trailers instead…

Every year, I’ve wanted definition in my arms so my bingo-wings don’t flap in the wind while I’m riding. I saw a that Shake Weight thing and think that’ll get my biceps and triceps in perfect shape!

And how about a tattoo? I’d really like to have one! Can you make it a nice colorful one? Stop at Kat Van D’s first for inspiration…

I’d love a new paint job… her plate name, Smokin’, would really fit with real flames painted on the fairing, tank, and bags…

You know that I like a little bling so that Harley necklace I saw at the local Harley shop would look great around my neck going 80 mph! Don’t forget about the matching earrings!

Oh… and my husband was real good this year too so I think you could bring him a new Harley. He’s kind of a big guy and just doesn’t fit on a Wide Glide or Low Rider. I think he’d really like to have a new Road King with ape-hangers but I’m pretty sure his arms would get tired on long rides. He rides a Electra Glide Standard now so a new one of those would be great! He’s gonna need a 6-speed transmission just to keep up with me!

See what you can get through the chimney for me… I promise to leave extra cookies out for you and apples for your reindeer. Don’t get too cold roaring from house to house… and say “Hi” to the elves and Mrs. Claus for me!

Until next year…

Your biggest fan,

Lisa